haroldhighballjordan:

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

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callmebliss:

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sallysetoncore:

firemedicdiaz:

lurkch:

yarnings:

callmebliss:

I stopped at Starbucks for an ice coffee yesterday and it tasted strange. Like it was a little sweet. I had ordered it black, like I do everywhere, so I asked the guy if it was possible some sweetener had gotten in the cup.

“Oh yeah,” he said, “we always do our two classes pumps!”

Two. Classic. Pumps?!

They made me a fresh one with NO pumps of anything at all, simply (as Dennis Leary once put it) coffee flavored coffee. They also offered to let me keep the first one but I refused and handed it back.

A day later and I am still utterly boggled. Is this a thing in every Starbucks, putting liquid sugar into a coffee ordered black by default?! Is this just the one location? I need to find out, because this is NOT okay.

Don’t know if that’s a default thing, but “black coffee” doesn’t mean “no sugar” to everyone. My mom constantly gets asked for clarification on sugar, and has gotten sweetened coffee unexpectedly before.

I went into Timmies once and asked for just a regular plain coffee. I took one sip  and handed it back asking why is there stuff in my coffee. Apparently a regular plain coffee at Timmies is a double double. Blech.

I actually just got this same shit at Starbucks, too.

Which, for a type I diabetic who needs to dose their insulin accordingly, is kind of a big fucking deal.  Whenever I used to order cold brews, they were black by default and that was fine.  A few days ago I got a Starbucks, same cold brew order as always, and found out by accident when my girlfriend asked for her cold brew to be sweetened that they already put 2 pumps classic syrup in it by default.  

Like no.  Since fucking when?  You need to TELL people this shit, especially if it hasn’t always been that way.  You can literally cause MAJOR problems for someone, especially a brittle diabetic.  I’m lucky that my condition is stable enough that 15g of sugar won’t hurt me if it happens once by accident but a lot of people aren’t so lucky.

Fuck.

i know it does not help at all after the fact and also they are constantly changing recipes but maybe this could help someone:

- iced coffee comes with classic syrup

- vanilla sweet cream cold brew has vanilla syrup in both the cup and in the cream

- bc it is premade into the cream, even if you order it with sugar free vanilla syrup, there will be vanilla syrup in the cream

- cold foam (aka vanilla sweet cream cold foam) has vanilla syrup

- the matcha powder is presweetened; it contains sugar no matter how you order it

- the refreshers have caffeine (not sugar related but also something often omitted)

- white mocha, caramel drizzle, dark caramel sauce (used in the caramel ribbon crunch) and many seasonal sauces (pistachio, toasted white chocolate mocha, and caramel brulee for example) have dairy in them

- cross contamination is a huge risk at all times; most items are only getting lightly rinsed between uses (mentioning this particularly for dairy/almond milk traces in steaming pitches, blenders, and foaming pitchers)

but also i want to point out that the training for this job is often rushed and despite the company’s goal to standardize everything (so the drink i order in london tastes exactly the same as the drink i order in california), there is often a big gap between a recipe and what is being made by baristas.

obviously the issue here is a lack of communication by the company about what is in a drink but like. idk maybe this list could help someone

This is very used information, for which I thank you and am happy to share so more people know

I talked to a Starbucks barista in meatspace as well who confirmed that the “classic pumps” in a black iced coffee is standard company wide, but they have no idea why so they always ask to confirm whether someone wants sweetener when they order black.

I think im’a write a Letter to Starbucks Corporate about “What the fuck do you think freedom black coffee means, Earl Starbucks?!”

I know that regionalisms can happen with coffee (as seen in another post floating around about what “coffee regular” or “double double” mean in different areas and chains) but black coffee is COFFEE FLAVIRED COFFEE WITH NOTHING IN IT as a standard and a default, and nothing should be getting added automatically without confirmation from the person who will be drinking it.

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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s1lkvoid:

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memento mori pocket rosary

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discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

Really funny how “am I allowed to feel angry at this person in the privacy of my own head” and “can I hunt them down and shoot them for sport” are considered the same question

I mean, this is an absolutely predictable consequence of social media eroding the barrier between inside your head and outside your head

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lilli-sturmreiter:
“cumpriest:
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lilli-sturmreiter:

cumpriest:

hidrellez:

you gotta include this photo

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omghotmemes:
“Congrats!
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mogatrat:

trompehue-studios:

kirbyfanneox:

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sexualbolshevism:

weloveshortvideos:

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

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I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

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penispsyop:
“afeelgoodblog:
“Good for him
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Intense flex I wish I had his sauce
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penispsyop:

afeelgoodblog:

Good for him

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

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astray-as-a-cat:

Did you eat? (I love you) I bought the bread you like (I love you) I noticed you were upset so I brought you tea (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) I know you have a lot of work and can’t talk now so I will leave this thing you like around (I love you) I did your chores (I love you) I will sit by in case you need anything (I love you. I love you. I love you)

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babyanimalgifs:

Not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, THAT ONE!! 

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nicoleanell:

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The fact there is footage of Robert Montague not merely twerking but attempting to do the WAP move is driving me insane.

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softichill:

I think abt this tiktok all the time

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escuerzoresucitado:

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huffylemon:

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